2012年5月15日星期二

[歡迎辭]


各位金色年華的老友們(Golden Agers)*
歡迎光臨!本網站是一個專為大家服務的平台,主要是舉辦各項有益身心健康的活動,以及提供共度悠閒時光的各項藝文資訊。
您可以用滑鼠的轉輪捲動本網頁,逐一瀏覽各項消息;捲動至網頁最下端,您還可以點選「較舊的文章」標籤,繼續瀏覽。
特別建議:您也可以用滑鼠的左鍵,在本網頁右邊點選「活動相簿」、「文摘分享」、「活動預告」、「藝文天地」等標籤,進入瀏覽。
本網站隨時作局部更新,最慢每隔2~3天您都會看到新增的內容。最後敬祝各位老友健康快樂。 
*Golden Agers : () 生活健康無慮的退休族

2012年5月2日星期三

[每週例行活動預告]


活動日期:10165(星期二)
活動地點:高雄市都會公園
集合時間:下午3:30
集合地點:本校行政大樓玄關
參加人員:本校退休人員及親朋好友
  交通:有車開車,並歡迎共乘(節約能源)

2012年3月14日星期三

讀者文摘專輯第六集(5則)

Reader’s Digest


   Sleep on it
An elderly woman went to her local doctor’s office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, the old woman replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.”
Taken back, the doctor thought for a moment and then said, “Excuse me, ma’am, but you are 80 years old. What would you possibly need birth control pills for?”
The woman replied, “They help me sleep better.”
The doctor considered this for a second, and said, “How in the world do birth control pills help you sleep?”
The woman said, “I put them in my granddaughter’s orange juice, and I sleep better at night.”   (RD2012, June, p.105)
就靠這一味
一個老婦人到當地的一家診所,想跟她的醫生談一談。接待人員問她來做甚麼,老婦人回答:「我想要拿一些避孕藥。」
醫生非常詫異,沉吟良久之後才說:「不好意思,老太太,妳已經80歲了,要避孕藥做甚麼?」
老婦人回答:「它們可以讓我睡得安穩一點。」
醫生心裡一面嘀咕,一面說道:「避孕藥怎麼可能幫妳好睡?」
老婦人說:「我把它們混在我孫女的柳橙汁裡之後,我就可以安心地睡了。」  (RD2012, 6月號, 105)

   A Golfer to the End
Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bent and twisted 5-iron, standing over a lifeless man.
A detective asks, “Is that your husband?”
“Yes,” replies the woman.
“Did you hit him with that golf club?”
“Yes, yes, I did,” sobs the woman, dropping the club.
“How many times did you hit him?” asks the detective.
“I don’t know,” she replies. “Five, six, may be seven times… O look, just put me down for a five.”    (RD2012, June, p.105)
死忠高爾夫
警察們據報趕到一間公寓,發現有一個女人拿著一根扭曲變形的5號鐵桿,腳邊躺著一個沒有生命跡象的男子。
一個辦案人員問道:「這是妳的老公嗎?」
女人回答說:「是的。」
「是妳用那根高爾夫球桿打他的嗎?」
「是,是的,是我,」女人一邊啜泣,一邊丟下球桿。
辦案人員又問道:「妳一共打了幾下?」
女人回答說:「我不知道。五桿,六桿,也許是七桿……這樣好了,你就給我記五桿吧。」   (RD2012, 6月號, 105)

2012年2月14日星期二

藝文天地第六集(18則)


■舒曼 - 夢幻曲(Träumerei) :

(Schumann) - 兒時情景 :
■舒伯特(Schubert) - 即興曲No.3 :

■迪士尼動畫 - 醜小鴨 :
■蕭邦(Chopin) - 華麗大圓舞曲 :
■普洛科費夫 - 彼得與狼(Peter and the Wolf) :
■水彩畫系列 :
■理查.史特勞斯 - 查拉圖斯特拉如是說(Also Sprach Zarathustra) :
■克萊斯勒(Kreisler) - 前奏曲(Präludium) :

讀者文摘專輯第五集(18則)

Reader’s Digest



   Laughter
A ship is sailing the seas when the call comes from the crow’s nest, “Enemy ship on the horizon!” The captain hollers to his men, “Prepare for war!” He says to his deckhand,” Bring me my red shirt!” The deckhand asks why. “So that if I get injured my men won’t see my blood and will keep on fighting,” replies the hardy captain.
The men stand their ground and finally win out. They tend the wounded and carry on sailing. Sometime later, another cry comes from the crow’s nest, “TEN enemy ships on the horizon!” “Prepare for battle!” the captain hollers to his men, then says to his deckhand, “Bring me my brown pants!”   (RD2012, May, p.65)

笑 譚
一艘船在海上航行時,桅頂瞭望台突然傳來一聲呼叫:「海平線上有敵船!」船長立即吆喝他的船員們:「準備戰鬥!」並且吩咐隨從:「快把我的紅色上衣拿來!」隨從問他要紅色上衣幹什麼;這位豪氣萬千的船長回答說:「萬一我受傷了,弟兄們才不會看到我流血,而繼續戰鬥下去。」果然船員們堅守崗位,贏得勝利。大夥一面照顧傷者,一面繼續航行。不久,桅頂瞭望台又傳來一聲呼叫:「海平線上有十艘敵船!」船長照樣吆喝他的船員們:「準備戰鬥!」並且吩咐隨從:「快把我的褐色褲子拿來!」    (RD2012, 5月號, 65)

   Belly Buster
Visceral fat, the kind that is packed deep within the abdomen, is the most damaging to our health and has been linked with increased risk of heart disease and diabetes.
Researchers keen to determine the best way to lose it have found that you’re better off taking up jogging, cycling, swimming or walking than lifting weights.
Resistance training builds muscle strength, but doesn’t shift visceral fat. Sedentary people want to know the best way to spend their limited exercise time, and if they want to lose fat, aerobic training is best.
There is no easy way to know how much visceral fat you have, but one good measure is belly size. Men tend to carry more visceral fat than women, but after menopause, women begin to put it on.    (RD2012, May, p.14)

消除腹部肥油
內臟脂肪是深藏在腹部深處的一種油脂,對我們的健康非常不利,已經証實它跟心臟病和糖尿病有關聯。專門找出去除內臟脂肪的最好方法的研究人員已經發現,慢跑、騎車、游泳、或健行,效果都比舉重來得好。
舉重訓練固然會增加肌肉強度,但對消除內臟脂肪毫無幫助。不喜歡運動的人都只想知道如何混過有限的運動時間;如果他們真想減肥,有氧訓練是最佳選擇。
要知道你究竟有多少內臟脂肪並不容易;但最好的一項指標就是你的腰圍。一般而言,男人比女人蓄積較多內臟脂肪;但女人在停經之後,會迎頭趕上。    (RD2012, 5月號, 14)